Score: 10

"I badly want an Ataritendosega."

submission: Clock Suckers Episode 6

date: January 31, 2008

Some of the other episodes have portions of which I find relevant in my own life, but none more so than this, 'Game Over.'

First off, if you can't identify all of the characters from video games that attack Tanner and Ben from the getgo, don't watch this episode. Get yourself a video game education (whatever that means) and come back later to watch this. This includes knowledge of the Konami code.

Second, if you've never seen 'Pretty In Pink,' don't watch this episode. Rent it and see the hilarity that is Ducky.

Third, if you haven't seen 'Two and a Half Men,' that's fine. Really. That show is fucking terrible.

Now that I'm done seeing this episode, I'm gonna go play some Frogger. Or Tecmo Bowl. But not Excitebike. Overheating is a bitch.

Score: 10

"Indubitably the Dirtiest Beebo Episode Yet."

submission: BEEBO Part 10

date: January 31, 2008

I make the above statement full well knowing that Harry has done the following:

1. Made fun of the Pope
2. Chastised Australians
3. Abused Jamaicans
4. Killed (and continues to abuse) a cat
5. Smoked crack and strangled Asians
6. Gave Eazy E and Freddy Mercury AIDS
7. Had sex with multiple Vietnamese transvestite prostitutes
8. Drank antifreeze

But frankly, Harry having 'relations' with Bon Jovi is something that is immensely offensive and appropriately...well, gay. But hey, a guy's gotta pay rent, right? I mean, come on!

This particular episode has also spurned off a number of phrases which I now use regularly, including "Where's my fucking money?," "I can't even afford to jack off!," and of course, "Dammit, Bon Jovi, what have I told you about having sex with other men?"

The Godfart team strikes again, with admittedly hilarious results. This is still THE best series on Newgrounds.

Score: 8

"Three Times the Tanner? Win."

submission: Clock Suckers Episode 3

date: January 14, 2008

Tanner's quite possibly the greatest 'third of a trio' ever. And when he meets himself in 1993 and 1990 respectively, it's quite possibly the most retarded, yet grin-worthy stunt the gang has pulled yet.

That is, until Ben decides it's a good idea to beat up a newborn child.

Still a great show, and it features Jerky Boy Johnny, which is awesome. I don't know what to think of the phrase 'pigeon pussy' yet, but it is still damn funny.